Well every now and then one has to go through this phase of confusion, a phase that just causes all sorts of problems in the thought process. Then there is this phase called learning, where the thought process absorbs information. These are the most common sort of phases of the thought process that I know of but yet I just love one particular sort of phase, I call it Creativity. Oh I just love it!! And the best part of this phase is that it merges with confusion and learning to give the ultimate thrill called utter genius or at times utter madness (I prefer the latter). Anyways, here is an after effect of one of those utters madness phases I had, I call this WORDS THAT SHALL NOT BE:
“Where were these fellows when I needed them” The Late Adolf Hitler comments on seeing the new age World War II video games that depict superhuman Nazi soldiers and mercenaries
“Had I known that Vijay Mallaya is going to born in India, I would easily accepted Ahimsa and masterminded a perfect Indian War of Independence and happily retire in 1955” Charles Wilson comments on the growth and flourish of UB group chairman.
“Come to think of it nothing has changed much, I mean it is an amazing invention – but who would ever want to use one, with the a rising number of deaths associated with using it” The late US President Rutherford B. Hayes on seeing the rise in deaths and accidents caused due to mobile phone usage.
“This thing is good, it is God sent, it is just the perfect remedy to reduce my stress” Osama Bin Laden on achieving an unbeaten streak as the Terrorists team in Counter Strike
“Now I realize what these science geeks mean by the phrase ‘Every action has an equal and opposite reaction’” A comment passed on Maradona’s recent achievements as the coach of Argentinan soccer team.
